I have probably said this before, but what really pisses me off:
Is when my dad buys grape and strawberry jam. He is the only one who likes grape jam. But this is what he does, it never fails. He makes toast and can stand there and eat a whole laof and he always eats all the strawberry. And over a few weeks he’ll eat most of the grape but then it will go bad and he will throw it out.
My brother and I protest with the logic of him eating grape and no strawberry. Or not buying the damn grape jam at all. He must never hear us when we speak. Really.
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